Quick Note to the Driver of the Silver CTS This Morning

Kinja'd!!! "cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
10/13/2015 at 09:16 • Filed to: Rant

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I get it.

Really, I do.

Lines are annoying. It was raining so you’re probably a little grumpy. You’re in a Cadillac so lines and rain are beyond you. You have GM’s luxury vehicle! Congrats!

But, fuck you.

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I get to the stop sign to turn onto rt 133 from the highway off-ramp, check oncoming traffic, look to my right and am ready to go when your dumb ass banks a U-turn and speeds into my line. Good thing I saw you the whole way or I’d have served up a giant helping of side impact.

I mean, look at this:

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You knew what you were doing. I suspected what you were doing. Hell, I thought of doing this last week but instead turned around at the gas station down the road because I’m not a douche (and I needed windshield washer fluid).

Like I said, I get your frustration...but fuck you. It is wet out and rainy. Visibility isn’t great and your headlights weren’t on.

You’re lucky.

Fuck off.

-Cazzyodo


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > cazzyodo
10/13/2015 at 09:24

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WOW, epic-ly dick move. He knew what he was doing.

What a disgrace to the glorious Cadillac brand.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/13/2015 at 09:33

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I’m not happy, Montego.

Not.

Happy.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > cazzyodo
10/13/2015 at 09:34

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IT was foggy as shit this morning. I spent half my commute yelling and flashing my high beams at people without their lights on.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2015 at 09:36

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I think our combined efforts would have blown some fuses.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > cazzyodo
10/13/2015 at 09:38

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tI pull that occasionally leaving a grocery store near my house that has a terribly timed light that lets like 2 cars go onto a mostly empty street. Sometimes there’ll be 20 cars queued to go out to a road that will have maybe one or two come across during each cycle. I don’t gun it and cause issues, but there’s no reason to sit like a stooge for poor traffic control. Where I do it it’s an unmarked road, but urns across double yellows are generally legal.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > CalzoneGolem
10/13/2015 at 09:39

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i couldn;t believe it this morning. Not only is it the law now but its also dark and raining. common sense says use your lights


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > cazzyodo
10/13/2015 at 09:42

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To be fair, nothing illegal here. Merge, U-turn. On top of that, they are shortening the lineup for everyone else=people get there faster. No foul.

Not looking where they are going, though... dear sir/madame in silver CTS, you are hereby banned from all further attempts at saving time.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/13/2015 at 09:59

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My drawing is actually more legal than the move was; they drove through the white merge lane guides and across the double yellow center line anyways.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/13/2015 at 10:00

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Common sense is generally lacking.

I still just don’t get it.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/13/2015 at 10:34

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I’m surprised how many cars still don’t even have daytime running lights or automatic lights that should have been on this morning.


Kinja'd!!! TrickJos > cazzyodo
10/13/2015 at 11:18

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Ugh, some asshole did a similar thing to me this morning. Skipped ahead of a whole line of cars at a stop sign by passing us all on the left. People are impossibly stupid.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > cazzyodo
10/13/2015 at 14:37

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Hey man, Cadillac is the new BMW